I have always remembered the parody of "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?," for reasons unbeknownst to me, except the fact that I find it very funny. Here goes, as best I remember:
How do you solve a problem like religion?
How do you handle nuns and not offend?
Just simply have them doing things they wouldn't.
Don't follow the norm
Or stay true to form.
Pretend!
Show Sister Mary how to ride a scooter,
And Sister Felicia how to fly a kite.
The movies can make folks feel
That all these events are real,
And being a nun is fun from morn till night.
People will eat up films about religion,
Just keep them corny, saccharine, and trite. |
